

As you might expect from similar games, such as the Laura Bow mysteries, Cruise for a Corpse, or The Last Express, the clock automatically advances after key events. The story takes place over the course of ten chapters, each occurring over either a one-hour or half-hour period on an evening in December 1979. There’s no denying that Hotel Dusk is a very, very linear game. Fortunately, the story is sufficiently good, and so brilliantly presented, that it is hard to object to being led through it all by the nose.

Hotel Dusk walks a very fine line between being an adventure game and being a straight-out read-through of a story. It’s a fair enough description, and not only in the sense that it is one of the rare DS games played with the console held sideways, book-style. I am OK too.Relatively hard to find upon its initial release, Hotel Dusk: Room 215 was eventually re-released by Nintendo under their “Touch Generations” label, with a giant orange banner plastered on the cover unambiguously labeling it “A MYSTERY NOVEL”. I have no family, but I will take your money.

THE OTHER KID WHO IS THE ONLY ONE TO LIVE I love my brother, but I have money so I am OK

He DIES HORRIBLY along with the POINTLESS VIETNAMESE KID.
HOTEL DUSK SCRIPT MOVIE
This is fuckin' the best movie of all time! There is eventually a big pile of DEAD BLOODY HOOKERS and STRIPPERS. GEORGE CLOONEY with HARVEY KEITEL and his FAMILY KILL THEM ALL. SALMA HAYEK, having completed her required NAKED DANCE and having THREE LINES DELIVERED BADLY, DIES HORRIBLY.Īll the HOOKERS and STRIPPERS get NAKED and turn into VAMPIRES. SALMA HAYEK EATS QUENTIN TARANTINO, who DIES HORRIBLY, but then COMES BACK TO LIFE AS A VAMPIRE so he can DIE HORRIBLY AGAIN. QUENTIN TARANTINO laughs hysterically because his movie scripts are so CLEVER. The MALE AUDIENCE has eight orgasms because they are PERVERTED. I am a one dimensional character who is basically naked. SALMA HAYEK Strips in front of QUENTIN TARANTINO, who has eight orgasms because he is PERVERTED. Let us through! I am not being held hostage by America's most wanted crooks.Įverybody has a drink to celebrate excpet GEORGE CLOONEY, who beats up CHEECH MARIN'S many characters, while screaming about how he loves his brother. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO while saying "I love you, brother." I want to do all sorts of sex-related things with you. QUENTIN TARANTINO and GEORGE CLOONEY steal the motorhome and take HARVEY and his FAMILY as hostages. Well, time for me to check into the hotel for tonight. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO because he is an IDIOT. They needed to die so the body count can be as large as possible. OVERWEIGHT COP STEREOTYPE AND STORE OWNER Also, I must die before the movie is over, but not before I can rape and kill innocent women for no reason.Įven though we are incredibly wanted men, I will kill this Overweight Southern Sheriff stereotype character and burn this store to the ground, thus making the situation worse. I am also a cold blooded killer, but because I am Quentin Tarantino in a movie that I wrote, I must be completely fucked up and unstable. They faint, leaving them to believe after they wake up that the movie was about crime. I am a cold blooded killer who is openly sarcastic and demeaning, even to my brother who is so crazy that he needs constant care. A SHOP BESIDE A DESOLATE TEXAN STRIP OF BADLANDS CLOSE TO MEXICO
